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biocol labs | something for the new parent

£52.50

Plant-based health essentials for newborn zombies.

Witnessing your child enter the world is the most magical experience — until you miss that first week of sleep.

After that, it’s debatable who’s actually crying the most, your infant or you.

This kit won’t develop your offspring, but the natural minerals and plant extracts will resurrect the dead, so you can learn to walk and speak your first words all over again.

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Plant-based health essentials for newborn zombies.

Witnessing your child enter the world is the most magical experience — until you miss that first week of sleep.

After that, it’s debatable who’s actually crying the most, your infant or you.

This kit won’t develop your offspring, but the natural minerals and plant extracts will resurrect the dead, so you can learn to walk and speak your first words all over again.

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details + ingredients

Contains_

2x something® for the knackered_

+ Find yourself hitting the midday slump? Trouble sleeping? Nearing burnout?

+ Our doctor-approved, all-natural fatigue fighting formula keeps you motivated, focused, and energetic throughout the day.

+ Magnesium and ginseng are the key ingredients to reduce tiredness and contribute to cognitive enhancement.

+ Whether you're out working all day or at home juggling conference calls and childcare.


+ Product is_

+ gluten-free | GMO free | refined sugar free | lactose free.


Key ingredients_

+ Ginseng

+ magnesium

+ royal jelly

+ glucoronalactone

+ vitamin c

+ vitamin b6

+ vitamin b2

+ vitamin b1


How to use

Take one ampoule in the morning for a minimum of 5 days. Drink pure, diluted in water or juice.



About — Biocol labs

Manifesto_

+ Welcome to the post-chemical society.

+ A place where nature, science and art have no boundaries.

+ A place where healthy and provocative choices, are not an alternative, but the norm.

+ A place where medicine is planted, handpicked, cooked, stirred and served with love, marketing and celebrities.

+ A place where science believes nature has the answer for every single illness, life in community and a strong relationship with the land, the sea and the sun.

+ Feel free to stay forever.

+ Founded in 1977, Lisbon, Portugal.

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